i think you need to consider the french new wave

breathless

Watching with my eyes closed

This scene from Pan's Labyrinth frightened me. The film itself has a good script and musical score, but no one told me about the monster with eyeball hands.

Hey Sharon more movies

Apocalypse Now
Angel Heart
Blade Runner

Celebrate insults!

If you are like me, you enjoyed your share of action movies in childhood. From watching John Rambo knife an innocent dog to death, to cowering in my seat as an insane cult leader extracted the still beating heart of a terrified man from his chest (thanks dad!) - you see why I am the way I am?

What's all that violence worth without a dose of verbal abuse? Enjoy this selection of great movie insults.

Don't ever watch this

Sharon never watch these movies

They're good movies, but they're violent and/or super scary/gory and you will not like them:

Dead/Alive
Scarface
Martyrs
Goodfellas
American History X

(especially Martyrs. NEVER watch Martyrs.)


Even though it's a little violent, you really should watch Memento.

WATCH THEM

Sharon, goddamn it, you need to get around to watching these G-D movies. Here:

The Godfather
The Godfather 2
Shawn of the Dead
Hot Fuzz

Get on it!

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